Good evening. I am here to humbly accept the award for most prolific writer. When I first started this blogging gig, I sometimes worried I would not have enough to write about. However, we then started doing some major renovations, and those worries disappeared.
So I would like to thank my builders for continually giving me material to write about. It's as though they are implicitly supporting my quest to be a writer.
I mean, why else would they disconnect the power to my bore and reticulation so that my garden died in the summer heat. Why else would they take almost a fortnight to fix it, so that by the time they reconnected the power, the pump had rusted and seized so that it doesn't work anymore anyway.
Unless they were providing their support to my burgeoning writing career, why else would they disconnect the power to my kitchen and laundry in the process of reconnecting the bore and retic.
Surely coming home to no fridge, washing machine, kettle or toaster was simply their way to provide yet another opportunity for me to sit down and hone my writing skills (in this case a letter of complaint - because all writing is good practice).
So in closing, I would again like to acknowledge my builders for their tireless, behind the scenes support.
Keep up the good work guys.