3 year old Mop: I have a cute bottom, don't I?
Me: You do, but it's not really the most important thing is it? What's the best thing about you?
Mop (pause): I love my toys?
Me: Yes... what else?
Mop : I love my Mummy. That's good.
Me: Yes, that's very good. Is there anything else that is good about you?
Mop (thinks): I love my bed.
Me (weary): uh ha.
Mop (excitedly): I love my nappies. Soooo much.
Me: That's good, darling. Do you love anything else apart from me, your toys, your bed and your nappies?
Mop (solemnly): I love everything.
Me: Even the Bombshell?
Mop: I didn't say her. I don't love the Bombshell.