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Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Why I Will Never Use the D Word
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‘Mummy,’ my middle daughter said to me a few weeks ago in utter horror. ‘You’re wearing… pants!’ She practically spat the last word a...
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Saturday, July 26, 2014
What Sex in the Movies Would be Like if They'd Had Kids
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‘Are you nervous?’ Jack asked. ‘Au contraire, mon cher,’ Rose replied breathily. ‘But my back hurts squashed up in the back seat of th...
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Not Another Poo Story
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The Bombshell and the Mop ran breathlessly into the kitchen where I was clearing up the remains of dinner. They were both completely nu...
Monday, July 7, 2014
The Emotion With No Name
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I had only been asleep an hour or so when I was woken by a blood curdling scream from downstairs. I looked at the clock – 11.30pm....
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Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Is There Such a Thing as a Simple Trip to the Shop?
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It was just meant to be a simple trip to the shop. Silly me, there’s no such thing as a simple trip to the shop. I usually avoid t...
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Sunday, June 15, 2014
Apparently I have No Friends and am About to Die
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Last week I took my seven year old daughter to a presentation ceremony for the Kids Who Give WA project. This is a great initiative which...
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